yokohama hawaiian festival





Went to Yokohama yesterday to eat some Hawaiian Fooodzzz. Too bad the Hawaiian foodz weren't there. had a plate lunch, but wasn't really a plate lunch. Just looked like a plate lunch. Actually, never even look like a plate lunch. Looked like hamburger steak with mayo is what it looked like. Met Sig Zane and bought a hat from him. Saw Taimane Gardner perform. She frickin' rips it up. Made me wanna dust off the ol' uke. Yokohama is a really nice place. Much better atmosphere than tokyo. I feel like I don't have to be moving all the time. More open space, and less people. Too bad it costs a million to get down there.

shaved ice

Went to a summer festival in Urawa this past weekend, and tried to eat as much shaved ice as I could because I'm so happy that summer vacation started. Ended up stopping at five. Couldn't eat much more than that. The shaved ice here is not really shaved ice. Most of it is crushed ice, not unlike the kine that comes out of your refrigerator. My friend told me that Matsumoto's tried to invade Japan, but the water wasn't the same, so the ice came out messed up or something. Anwyay here are my pics.





summer

Haven't been up to much lately. Just work and work. Summer vacation is coming up at the end of the month. That should be pretty nice. Don't really have plans for the Summer. Was planning to head home for a bit, but decided to chance um during the Winter. More fun, and also get to get away from the freezing temps here. Nothing ever goes on in the Winter here anyway. So so far looks like my Summer activities will include, but not be limited to first and fore-mostly upping my rank on COD4, playing uke, trying not to get heat stroke, maybe go to the beach a couple times, buy over priced t-shirts and fashion goods, cook hawaiian food and have some brewskies. Keep tuned in to experience a Japanese Summer. Out.

Rice


I ran out of rice the other day. What the. . .? In Japan and ran out of rice? So I went out to da backyahd and cut my own cause get so much rice around here. Yeah right, I had to go to the supermarket and pay 17bucks for this five kilo bag of rice. I'm not sure how much that is, but I think Hinode is a little cheaper. For a place that eats rice like fifty times a day you would think that rice would be cheaper. Guess not. What you gonna do though? Can't eat my four dollah can of spam with bread.


Oh speaking of rice, I went to eat sushi at the place kind of near my house. I say kind of cause in Japan a fifteen minute walk means kind of. Anyway, I usually just pound the hamachi cause it only costs a dollar there. Sometimes attack the cho toro or O-toro if I'm feeling like a high roller (five dollaz a plate) You can get all kinds of stuff except spicy tuna. Spicy tuna hasn't made it big in Japan. If you want whale though, you can get that. Also Horse. If you want horse sash, you can get that there, too. only three dollaz a plate. yum yum

Things they don't have in Japan.




Actually, you can find just about anything you want in Japan because there are just so many stores here. It's ridiculous. But, there are some things that I wish were more readily available, such as:

water fountains--I don't even know when the last time was that I drank out of a water fountain. In the school here, they have these trench like watering stations every fifty feet in the hallways. The faucets swivel, so can turn upwards creating a "kind of" water fountain. Even on the outside, in the train stations, at the parks, etc, there aren't any water fountains. It's probably a big conspiracy between the govt. and the bottling companies to get you buy more soda. As we all know there are uku-million vending machines all over the streets, even in the most remote places of Japan. Maybe people here are paranoid about people "sucking pipe" or something, but they would rather buy a drink with a sealed cap than drink from a water fountain. I never really thought about this until this year when I head into my new elementary school for the first time and see something that I haven't seen for about four years--a water fountain. There is one water fountain in this school, and I drink from it everyday. I gotta line up with the first graders, but it's worth it.

Paper towels--Everyone in Japan carries a handkerchief or kleenex because if you don't, you'll have palm prints on your pants after you go to the bathroom. They don't have paper towels in the bathrooms here. Most of the time, they'll have one of those hand blower machines if you go to the bathroom in a hotel or department store, but just a regular old bathroom, you'll have to be happy with air dry or wiping them on your pants.

Trash cans--I have since learned that after the sarin gas attacks in the subway, they took away all the public rubbish cans. If you're walking around the city, and you just drank one those 500ml sodas that the govt. forces you to buy because of lack of water fountains, you'll have no wear to dispose of the bottle because there aren't any rubbish cans around. Not even in parks. That's why I have developed the sixth sense of spotting a convenience store at a quarter mile away. Convenience stores always have three rubbish cans out in front for customers: a burnable garbage, a non-burnable garbage, and a plastic bottle/can garbage. This is one thing that prevents me from buying a hibachi because if you take it to the beach and have a pulehu party, there's nowhere to throw your rubbish. You'll have to pack it all back home with you.

Fruit Punch--but I guess you can't really get that anywhere except for home.

Grass--even at school on the playground there is no grass. No one has yet given me a good reason for this as they sure can grow plants like no other country. They got rice growing all over the place over here, but they can't grow grass on the playground? It's just dirt. "Okay kids, it's recess. Go out and run around in the dirt." Even the basketball courts are made of dirt. It's like the one part of Japan that hasn't evolved past third world status. What's second world like? I assume that first world is the highest that a country can reach. Fourth world must just be crap. Anyway, it would really be nice to play dodgeball on grass once in a while.

Mochiko--for the country that gave us the one ingredient that makes the best fried chicken, try asking someone where you can buy mochiko in Japan. They never heard of the stuff. When you ask them how they make mochi, they say they pound the rice, or use a machine that automatically pounds the rice. Show them how you can just mix water with mochiko, throw it in the microwave and pull out mochi, and their head might explode. When you do find it in the super high quality supermarket, you can be expecting to pay like three bucks for one cup of the stuff. I guess I can kind of understand it seeing as rice here goes for about 7.00 a pound.

Vanilla stoli--just doesn't exist here. 2dd crew would suffer in Japan.

Not at all saying that Japan sucks (the dirt on playground does suck though). I just have a lot of free time today at school, and am trying not to fall asleep.

klispy klemesssss


This is my fourth time to Krispy Kreme doughnuts in Japan. They are starting to sprout up everywhere in and around Tokyo, so getting to one is a little easier than before. The first time I went one in Japan was a couple years ago when the first one opened in Shinjuku. I waited for over an hour just like all the other dummies, in front and behind me, for three doughnuts. The only difference between me and them, and I'd like to think that this separates me from the average "Oh a line! Me, too! Me, too!" person, is that I actually knew what this doughnut was capable of doing to my taste buds. After eating a year and half of Mr. Donuts (the local brand of donut shop in Japan), which tastes like a slightly sweetened bagel, I just had to, had to, stand in that line. It was almost worth it. If only it hadn't been Winter and freezing. Anyway, jump forward a couple years, and here we are in a new age. An age where you can get a Krispy Kreme doughnut without having to wait the two hours. You now only have to wait thirty minutes. It was totally worth it. They had these seasonal star doughnuts at the time, which were totally NOT worth it, and I did make the mistake of eating some doughnuts other than the original glazed, never again, but the first bite into a freshly made Krispy Kreme doughnut which just melts in your mouth is like nothing else. It's almost like that first sip of Original flavored Coca Cola as soon as you pop the tab and everything is still fizzing. The second and third bite doesn't compare to the first. They should just sell bite sized doughnuts and call it "The First Bite." I would cop.



Speaking of KK doughnut shops popping up here and there, construction is still going strong in the metros of Japan. Here in Omiya, Saitama, you can hardly find a patch of green anymore. Anymore, haha, I talk like I've been here forever when in fact I just got here a couple years ago, and even then I couldn't find a patch of green. Doesn't it look like something out of a drug infested novel? It's not exactly pretty to look at--no real organization, building put wherever they can fit--but it's convenient. 30 minutes to Shibuya/Shinjuku/Ueno, 1 hour to the mountains of Niigata for snowboarding. The only thing it doesn't have is a beach, but I don't think there are any this side of Okinawa.